Friday, July 31, 2009

The Wrong Trousers

Yet another example of insanity came to light in yesterdays news as a Sudanese journalist working for the UN, was arrested at a cafe in Khartoum by Public Order Police, was charged and is facing trail with a sentence of 40 lashes... for wearing trousers!?

This despicable violation of human rights has once again been spewed out by the repulsive and misogynistic Islamic Sharia law. These twisted, dogmatic and sickening rules continue to show no tolerance for the most ridiculous doings and push humanity back to the stone age.

There should be no place for such appalling associated laws in present day civilized society, and I strongly suggest the UN intervene and make international laws to control the male chauvinism that exists in these savage and superstitious religions.

Until this madness ends, the world will never evolve beyond being a breeding ground for the human virus, sucking the life energy out of this beautiful planet and destroying it and each other in the process.

For this, I feel very saddened.

Sources:

Sudanese Journalist to go on Trial for Wearing Trousers

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Calling the Ghostbusters

I came across a few news articles lately that have somewhat bemused me:

Saudi 'genie' sued for harassment.
A family in Saudi Arabia is taking a "genie" to court, accusing it of theft and harassment, reports say.

They accuse the spirit of threatening them, throwing stones and stealing mobile phones, Al Watan newspaper said.

The family have lived in the same house near the city of Medina for 15 years but say they only recently became aware of the spirit. They have now moved out.

A local court is investigating. In Islamic theology, genies are spirits that can harass or possess humans.

Security guard ‘slapped’ by ghosts at housing area
TAMIL Nesan front paged a report of a security guard who was said to have been slapped by ghosts in Port Dickson.

It said S. Albert 32, was making his rounds of bungalow houses in Taman Indah Mas at about 5.30am on Friday when he heard noises coming from a vacant unit.

He shone his torchlight through the window and was shocked to see mysterious white figure with red eyes and long hair.

Albert ran to the guards control room and inform his colleague who told him that his face had scratch marks and was bleeding.

Residents who got wind of the incident gathered with batons and sticks to check the empty bungalow but found nothing suspicious.

Women file for divorce over hubbies’ unusual sex drive
TWO women have filed for divorce on grounds that their husbands’ unusual sex drive is linked to black magic, reports Metro Ahad.

The riddle to the husband’s unnatural sex drive was answered when a relative of the wife saw the husband in the house when the family had seen him leave for work earlier.

The relative heard the husband’s voice in the bedroom and upon checking, found an ‘individual’ in the room looking exactly like the husband,” he said.

Musa said that the wife had since filed a complaint with the religious department and applied for fasakh.

In the other case, Perubatan Islam Mustajab specialist Nazri Md Isa said an 18-year-old woman had filed for fasakh after her husband asked her for sex more than 10 times a day.

Nazri said according to the wife, the husband had the ritual of going to the bathroom before having sex with her.

It all started when he had sex with her 17 times on their wedding night. The wife did not suspect anything then as she thought he was merely performing his duty as a husband.

Religious leader Datuk Abu Hasan Din Al-Hafiz claimed that it was not impossible for a man to have sex many times in one night if he was “friendly with the devil”.

It is not impossible for the devil to have carnal intercourse with the man’s wife.

“This happens because the devil can appear to look like the husband,” he said.

He said that while it was normal for a man to want sex two or three times a day, anything more than the usual would most probably not be the husband but the devil.

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Now, either these 'stories' are just a great piece of viral marketing for the forthcoming Ghostbusters III movie, OR... Insanity persists to be so ingrained into society, that as humans, I'm amazed we've actually come this far. People truly are crazy.

I'll let you decide your own opinion, but I'm sure you can already guess what I'm thinking here!

Sources:

Saudi 'genie' sued for harassment (BBC)
Security guard ‘slapped’ by ghosts at housing area (The Star, Malaysia)
Women file for divorce over hubbies’ unusual sex drive (The Star, Malaysia)

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Model fined, whipped for consuming beer

Quoted today from the New Strait Times, a Malaysian daily newspaper:

KUANTAN:
The Syariah High Court here today sentenced a model to a RM5,000 fine and six whippings after she pleaded guilty to consuming an alcoholic drink in public last year.

In his judgement, Syarie judge Datuk Abdul Rahman Yunus said in the event Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarnor, 32, from Sungai Siput, Perak failed to pay the fine, she would be imprisoned for three years.

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Well, quite frankly, I've never read anything so sickeningly barbaric in all my life, how these brutish and uncivilized primitives ever justify lashing a woman at all, let alone for simply consuming a beer is totally beyond comprehension!

How much more proof does the world need that these vile Sharia laws set out in the name if Islam are nothing more than deplorably outrageous and completely out of touch with the modern age. My heart and empathy truly goes out to this poor woman, along with the thousands who are victimized, persecuted and oppressed by the tyrannical bastards who forcefully push these sadistic rules onto others with an iron fist.

Now, here's the ironic twist to all this: In 1989, Malayan Breweries Malaya (MBM) issued new shares equivalent to 10% of it's enlarged share capital to Bumiputra investors approved by the Trade and Industry Ministry. In fact Guiness and Carlsberg are two brewery companies on the Bursa Malaysia, of which a large percentage of investors are the same people who dictate Sharia law.

So, I guess it's OK to invest and make vast amounts of cash from beer companies, but if you get caught drinking their products, you're liable to a fine, a jail term and even a whipping.

There's hypocrisy at it's finest.

Finally, for all of you who condone this savage and diabolical law, you're a disgust to the civilised world.

Source:

New Strait Times
The Star

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Westboro Baptist Church

Pastor Fred Phelps heads the Westboro Baptist Church, an independent organisation in Topeka, Kansas, USA and is made up of around 70 family members.

The group carries out daily activities nationwide across America to picket the funerals of gay victims of murder, or people who have died from complications relating to AIDS and other events related or peripherally related to gay people. They are also notorious for picketing the funerals and memorial services of American soldiers who have died during the war with Iraq and Afghanistan, holding up placards such as 'God Hates Fags', 'Thank God for 9/11' and 'Fag Troops' and 'Thank God for Dead Soldiers' whilst spouting bitter and hateful words towards grieving families.

Fred Phelps, his family and the entire WBC are amongst the most hated people in the world. If you follow the links below and research some more into this, you will see why.

Fred Phelps and his sick, twisted family of insane inbreeds are nothing more than vile, deluded, cowardly pieces of scum, not worthy to be called human and lower in intelligence than the excretory product evacuated from the bowels of a pig!

Sources:

Wikipedia : Westboro Baptist Church
You Tube : Fall From Grace - Fred Phelps (Part 1/8)
The Westboro Baptist Church Homepage

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Mosquito Sweating

We bought one of those tennis racquet type mosquito swatters and had a really good laugh over the instructions:

-It can kill mosquito which is sucking blood on human bodies but it is harmless to human.

-It consists on a special 3-layer net which can easily catch insect and never leak out.

-When hitting insect, you can easily kill them just by pressing it's switch.

-When the indicator twinkle, it indicate that the batteries run out.

- For more safety, do not press the switch or touch the ourface (?) of net when swatter is in charge.

-Please do not finger the medium net layer. (wtf?)

-The swatter may become without high-voltage or in low-voltage conditions when it absorbe damp in wet weather, the effect will be declined. Then, it can be dried by blowing with electric blower or shining with sunshine. The effect will be recovered soon.

.... and my favourite....

-Children must instruce under adult when use it.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Farce Book

It seems the old 'we're going to delete inactive users accounts' email hoax has once again hit the social networking site Facebook. A ridiculous message being passed around by the usual bunch of gullible people reads:

Attention all Facebook membeRs.

Facebook is recently becoming very overpopulated, There have been many members complaining that Facebook is becoming very slow.Record shows that the reason is that there are too many non-active Facebook members And on the other side too many new Facebook members. We will be sending this messages around to see if the Members are active or not,If you're active please send to other users using Copy+Paste to show that you are active Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks, The user will be deleted without hesitation to create more space, If Facebook is still overpopulated we kindly ask for donations but until then send this message to all your friends and make sure you send this message to show me that your active and not deleted.

Founder of Facebook
Mark Zuckerberg

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Obviously, this is yet another junk hoax perpetrated to fool millions of people into blindly sending masses of emails to each other and clogging up the net with yet more crap!

Please... Wake Up!

Sources:

Facebook Deleting Inactive Users Hoax
Facebook Hoax
Facebook's Own Guide to Hoaxes